Gamers (of New «Voodoo» search results) are synonymous with masturbators, not because they play games per se, but since the approach to life they lead and the pastimes they enjoy usually include a price -- that price is being socially inept and failing to acquire the one achievement which they can never achieve from any video game ever: Getting a real girlfriend. Maybe not all gamers available fit this profile, but most of them do and they`re usually pretty familiar with dweeb culture shit like Anime, super ironic deep-fried memes, and others. I have never been one for watching animated or 3D CGI chicks gettingfucked by animated or 3D CGI dicks. This may be exactly the same reason I never got into New «Voodoo» search results... it`s too far away from the real thing for my tastes. Don`t play too long. Marathon gaming can be a fun way to pass the time, however, it can have a important impact on your health. Sitting for prolonged periods of time can leave your back in pain and the insistent movability of controlling the game can lead to carpal tunnel syndrome. Make sure that you take frequent cracks when gaming, and get up and budge around away from the television or monitor to give your body and eyes a rest.
Voodoo Fuckpole
"Voodoo Penis" is not exactly the game but a pretty short animation which combines dirty jokes and finished story. So if you agree that sex and humor should always be no matter what will take place then you very likely going to lik it and if not... well, as we said this animation is not so long. So the series of unimaginable events starts when one simple dude who looks like tourist or something like that decided to buy a souvenir at the voodoo supermarket. For osme reaosns he decided to choose a voodoo penis which is suppsoed to be activating when the certain words are spelled. May be he wan't believing in such stories, may be he had his own plans over this thing - we can't tell you anything for sure but what is for sure is that the policeman who stopped our man happened to spell those magical words...
Voodoo Dick
A typical office worker is going on a long journey. It will not be a few months. To somehow brighten up the parting, he decides to buy his wife a magic wand. The dude comes to a sex supermarket and asks the seller about the wands. But the seller is quite cunning and offers to buy a unique version -"Voodoo Dick". It's enough to whistle and this miracle wand will fuck everything that moves. Of course, such a purchase pleases the office worker and he runs home to give his wife a gift. What do you think will happen when the dude is in the business? The reaction to this question you will learn when you go through the game to the end.