Gamers (of Cheaton Porn Games) are synonymous with masturbators, not because they play games per se, but because the lifestyle they lead and the hobbies they like usually come with a price -- that price is being socially inept and failing to acquire the one achievement which they can never achieve in any vid game ever: Getting a real girlfriend. Not all gamers out there fit this profile, but a lot of them do and so they're usually pretty familiar with geek culture shit like Anime, super ironic deep-fried memes, and others. I have never been one for watching animated or 3D CGI chicks gettingfucked by animated or 3D CGI dicks. This is the exact reason I never got into Cheaton Porn Games... it really is too far from the real thing for my tastes. Don't play too long. Marathon gaming can be a fun way to pass the time, however, it can have a leading negative impact on your health. Sitting for prolonged periods of time can leave your back in ache and the repetitive motion of controlling the game can lead to carpal tunnel syndrome. Make sure to take frequent breaks when gaming, and get up and move around away from the television or monitor to give your bod and eyes a rest.
Voodoo Dick
6 July 18
3K
A typical office worker is going on a long journey. It will not be a few months. To somehow brighten up the parting, he decides to buy his wife a vibro. The dude comes to a orgy shop and asks the seller about the massagers. But the seller is very cunning and offers to get a special version -"Voodoo Dick". It's enough to whistle and this miracle electro-hitachi will fuck everything that moves. Of course, such a purchase pleases the office worker and he runs home to give his wife a gift. What do you think will happen when the dude is in the business? The answer to this question you will find out when you go through the game to the end.