Gamers (of New Space Program) are synonymous with masturbators, not because they play games per se, but since the approach to life they lead and the pastimes they enjoy usually include a price -- that price is being socially inept and failing to acquire the one achievement which they can never achieve from any video game ever: Getting a real girlfriend. Maybe not all gamers available fit this profile, but most of them do and they're usually pretty familiar with nerd culture shit like Anime, super ironic deep-fried memes, and others. The New Space Program will be the best and also you realize exactly what? Are you truly going to go through an hour of downloading and installation just to receive your fap on? I know my dick doesn't have that type of persistence. I like that you can just leap in and start playing games, and because the games are small and simple, you may even have multiple games running at once. Sure, the New Space Program most likely won't last you longer than a day, but unless you are a finish fucking degenerate, I doubt you'll be fapping for hours on end anyway. There exists a comment section around the New Space Program web page. I'm a little disappointed nobody has said anything about New Space Program even though it was uploaded a month ago. New Space Program users aren't big commenters, apparently.
Shag Town: Space Exams
The red planet burns in my mind, pulling me with an irresistible force, yet reaching those arid, rust-colored plains demands more than courage I must first navigate the sterile maze of the space academy’s corridors.
The atmosphere buzzes with raw ambition and sharp intellect, every moment charged with electric focus and hidden lust. It all starts under the dome of the planetarium, as dazzling star maps swirl with hypnotic beauty.
I’m challenged to spot familiar star clusters and name them, plot orbital courses through invisible highways of space, all while dodging the burning wrath of the sun’s tantrums.
Yet, it’s not just mental skill that they demand here, secret quarters hide temptations and forbidden desires. Sultry anime figures blend with rugged astronauts in forbidden games.
Every solved puzzle unlocks not just knowledge but raw, unfiltered craving. My mission spirals into a decadent fuck town of endless indulgence.
Can you endure the pressure and emerge the ultimate cosmic lover? The red planet waits, its secrets ready to be unearthed.