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Alladin
You most likely know he story of Aladdin as a fairy tale with plenty of adventures. In this short animation you are supposed to see what happened with Aladdin after few years since his last venture. Now he lives a simple life and has a wife (we just hope she is not Jasmine!) Yet he still have a magic lamo with a Genie in it. But the most interetsing today happen at night. While Aladdin is asleep his wifey tries to use the moment and grabs a lamp. For what purpose she is going to use and will she eventually become sucesful? You will discover only after you watch the whole story! Which is pretty short and there will not be any gameplay at all so it won't take too much of your time and you're able to enjoy it just as some short animated joke story. However, you will see some hooters though!
Nasty Physician
Do you like short hilarious stories about patients and female doctors? If you do then we have one right here - enjoy! This is the story about some dude who has some real troubles with his eyes. So real that he can't even get through the door from very first try! No wonder he decided to visit ophtalmologist at his local clinic. And this ophtalmologist turned out to be pretty hot lady. Sh ehas run a standart test but no matter how big was the letters our dude always was saying them wrong! So lady doctor decided to use some fancy trick to make him to say at least one letter right... and we won't be surprised that afte rthat she will get even more patients than before! Why? Just watch this short animation and you will see! For more sexy and jokey stories check our website!