Dakki

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Gamers (of Dakki) are synonymous with masturbators, not because they play games per se, but because the lifestyle they lead and the hobbies they like usually come with a price -- that price is being socially inept and failing to acquire the one achievement which they can never achieve in any vid game ever: Getting a real girlfriend. Not all gamers out there fit this profile, but a lot of them do and so they`re usually pretty familiar with bore culture shit like Anime, super ironic deep-fried memes, and others. These Dakki are all played heterosexual from the website, so you won`t need to worry about things like registration, downloading, and other importunate shit that can really take the air out of your sack. It also makes it easy to play multiple games all at the same time, for you multitasking fappers out there. Don`t play too long. Marathon gaming can be a fun way to pass the time, however, it can have a major negative impact on your health. Sitting for prolonged periods of time can leave your back in ache and the repetitive motion of controlling the game can lead to carpal tunnel syndrome. Make sure to take frequent breaks when gaming, and get up and move around away from the television or monitor to give your bod and eyes a rest.

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