Gamers (of New Puppy) are synonymous with masturbators, not because they play games per se, but since the approach to life they lead and the pastimes they enjoy usually include a price -- that price is being socially inept and failing to acquire the one achievement which they can never achieve from any video game ever: Getting a real girlfriend. Maybe not all gamers available fit this profile, but most of them do and they're usually pretty familiar with bore culture shit like Anime, super ironic deep-fried memes, and others. These New Puppy are all played straight from the website, so you won't need to worry about things like registration, downloading, and other annoying shit that can indeed take the air out of your sack of babymakers. It also makes it easy to play multiple games all at the same time, for-you multi tasking fappers out there. Don't play too long. Marathon gaming can be a fun way to pass the time, however, it can have a leading impact on your health. Sitting for prolonged periods of time can leave your back in pain and the insistent movability of controlling the game can lead to carpal tunnel syndrome. Make sure that you take frequent cracks when gaming, and get up and budge around away from the television or monitor to give your body and eyes a rest.
Jizm Shot
Jokes should be played everyday and in today's joke you will observe the notion of femal half of humanity become true. Most of women thinks that boy's sausage has it's own mind that sometimes controlles the whole body. Well, in this animated short story you will see it wood if boner had his own mind for real. The beginning of the story is quite simple - man and wife are sitting on the couch and watch some movie on TV. This is when man's lower half wakes up and serch for some love from wifey. But looks like wife is not actually in the mood to play with so the boner might have to find the way to make her at least to touch it... and what is this way and did it work you will have to find out yourself - just watch this story! And for other both jokey and sexy jokes just visit our website!