Gamers (of New April) are synonymous with masturbators, not because they play games per se, but since the approach to life they lead and the pastimes they enjoy usually include a price -- that price is being socially inept and failing to acquire the one achievement which they can never achieve from any video game ever: Getting a real girlfriend. Maybe not all gamers available fit this profile, but most of them do and they're usually pretty familiar with nerd culture shit like Anime, super ironic deep-fried memes, and others. These New April are all played straight from the website, so you won't need to worry about things like registration, downloading, and other annoying shit that can indeed take the air out of your ballsack. It also makes it easy to play multiple games all at the same time, for-you multi tasking fappers out there. Finally, I truly like that the New April are categorized. Maybe not only are they categorized, however they are categorized in several distinct ways. This means that once I check out most of the best games underTop Favorites, I can budge onto the best games underTop-Rated. There's some overlap, however, I actually liked having these options to check out new games that I know are the cream of the crop. The site's selection of classes is smart too.
The Mating Season
Everyone knows April O'Neal is one of the hottest reporters on television. So it's hardly shocking that the turtles and their sensei are constantly caught jerking off over her whenever she's on air. Still, the burning question remains: who among these eager turtles will actually step up and do the deed with her?
Curious about how this steamy story unfolds? This crazy parody game has all the answers you crave. Featuring all the iconic looks you remember along with brand-new content that pushes every boundary. Prepare yourself for an unforgettable, filthy adventure where these heroes don’t just fight crime - they satisfy your darkest fantasies.
Cowabunga! This is as raunchy and racy as it gets. Fans and newcomers alike will find themselves hooked on the erotic chaos this game delivers. Why just imagine it when you can play it? Take control and turn your wettest dreams into reality.
Forget everything you think you know about these characters - this game flips the script with hardcore adult content. Designed to titillate and thrill, each moment in the game will leave you breathless and begging for more. If you thought you knew April O’Neal, think again - this game unveils her wild side and reveals who really gets lucky.