Pokemon

Charizard’s massive, throbbing member plunges deep into Eva Hadley’s tight pussy and raw, inviting ass. Every thrust sends shivers down her spine, and you’re free to unload your hot cum all over her delicate back. Click through the action buttons to push the filthy encounter further and watch Eva’s body writhe under Charizard’s savage fucking.

This hentai parody brings the iconic Pokemon Charizard into a raw, adult fantasy where nothing is off-limits. Eva Hadley’s body is a playground for Charizard’s animalistic lust, her moans echoing as he dominates her pussy and anal hole. The graphic scenes don’t shy away from showing every drop of cum, every gasp, every slick stroke that brings them closer to ecstasy.

Feel the heat rise as Charizard’s fiery desire ignites Eva’s body, turning her into a panting mess of lust and pleasure. Whether it’s her pussy or her ass, Charizard doesn’t hold back, exploring every inch with his thick, pulsating cock. You control the pace, deciding how rough and fast the fucking gets, how much Eva can take before she breaks.

This game is not for the faint-hearted - it’s a hardcore hentai fantasy where raw animal lust meets the beloved world of Pokemon. Eva Hadley’s spine becomes a canvas for your explosive release, every shot painting her skin with your hot seed. So grab control, unleash Charizard’s beastly cock, and watch Eva Hadley lose herself in the most depraved Pokemon encounter ever.

Electric currents pulse through the streets of this wild town as you hunt down the most outrageous pussymons. Episode 4 brings you a fresh frenzy of lust-driven encounters where every pussymon you catch promises a new filthy adventure. Forget tame hunts - these pussymons are as unpredictable as they are eager, each one more desperate for your touch than the last. Wander through buzzing electric markets, shadowy alleyways, and neon-drenched clubs where the air hums with anticipation. Each encounter is a bizarre mix of humor, raw passion, and unexpected twists that keep you on your toes. Equip your character with strange items and unlocking new skills to outwit and seduce the most peculiar pussymons in town. Whether you're coaxing shy pussymons from the shadows or dominating the boldest beasts under neon lights, the choice is yours. With sharp humor and a furry twist, this episode delivers a bizarre yet addictive romp through a world where sex and adventure collide. Lose yourself in the electric haze, chase down those crazy pussymons, and fuck like there’s no tomorrow. Are you ready to turn up the voltage in your sexual conquests and become the ultimate pussymon master? The town awaits your touch.

Omni’s journey kicks off in the quiet streets of Pallet Town, where he quickly finds himself rushing into Professor Oak’s lab, hoping to snag a powerful Pokémon. To his surprise, the lab is deserted, with not a single soul around to guide him. Undeterred, Omni starts poking around, scanning every corner and shelf. His patience pays off when he stumbles upon a collection of precious notes, carefully hidden but revealing critical insights about Pokémon power and their unique abilities. Each page is stained with scribbles and formulas, hinting at experiments and encounters that push the boundaries of what these creatures can do. As Omni reads through them, a fire ignites within him to seize the opportunity and capture the ultimate Pokémon waiting just beyond the lab. But the path won’t be easy - dangers and temptations lurk at every turn, including provocative encounters with sultry trainers like Delia Ketchum, whose big tits and seductive charm threaten to derail his mission. Omni must navigate this twisted world of lust and battle, mastering both his desires and his Pokémon skills if he wants to emerge victorious. Ready yourself to dive deep into this charged adventure where raw passion meets relentless pursuit of power, and every decision pushes Omni closer to glory or ruin.

In the vibrant world of Pokemon, excitement and desire collide in a wild, unexpected way. This isn't your typical adventure - here, beloved characters shed their innocence and reveal a provocative side.

Misty, the fiery water-type gym leader, stands at the center of this erotic storm. Her long, toned legs stretch out, teasing every curve while her top strains against her ample cleavage.

A group of trainers approaches, their eyes hungry and intentions clear. Among them, a handsome young man flashes a mischievous grin, clutching a mysterious Pokeball that hints at more than just battles.

From here, the scene explodes into steamy group sessions where boundaries dissolve and bodies intertwine. Characters once known for their battles now reveal thick, pulsing cocks and insatiable appetites.

Every encounter is crafted to push limits and tease fantasies, inviting players to dive into an adult twist on a cherished universe.

If you crave big cocks, messy cumshots, and the thrill of group sex among your favorite characters, this game delivers it all.

Poké-con Component 1 is a wild blend of parody and humor wrapped inside an RPG adventure where cosplay and undressing collide. Here, the usual monster-catching quests get flipped on their head, replaced by cheeky challenges and playful interactions that push boundaries. The story unfolds through the eyes of characters who aren’t just fighters but lovers and creators, blending passion and gameplay in a way that feels personal. Every mission invites you to engage not only with battles but with scenarios that encourage stripping down and revealing more than just your skills. The humor is sharp and unfiltered, making fun of the classic Pokemon tropes while adding a heavy dose of adult mischief. Because this game was built through a unique partnership between players and developers, your feedback plays a crucial role. Whether you’re here for the cosplay, the risqué humor, or the offbeat RPG mechanics, Poké-con Component 1 promises an experience unlike any other. Jump in, strip down conventions, and play through a parody that wears its heart and its humor on its sleeve.

You'll encounter May from the world of Pokemon in this adult game where you control every desire. Switch effortlessly between anal and vaginal scenes, both allowing raw cumshots that leave nothing to the imagination, giving you full command over how the pleasure unfolds.

The game's dynamic environments let you change your setting, letting the adventure unfold in the perfect outdoor or indoor backdrop.

Not just that, but you can tweak May’s appearance too, altering her look to suit your specific cravings.

This isn’t a fantasy where you’re just watching – it pulls you right into the gritty pleasure, where your choices dictate the flow. Feel the rush as you decide where and how to fuck May, with every hard thrust and cumshot depicted clearly and vividly.

If you’ve ever wanted to experience an adult take on a beloved Pokemon character, this game delivers without restraint. Unleash all those hidden fantasies around May, combining explicit body shots, anal penetration, and unfiltered moments.

Get ready to own the scene where every sexual boundary is pushed and every fantasy gets its turn. Whether it's the tight anal spread or the heated vaginal embrace, you're just a click away from dominating the play and watching May lose herself under your control.

Set the tone, shape the thrill, and dive headfirst into an experience where every moan counts.

Let the raw attraction between you and May ignite, making this more than just a game - a scandalous playground where indulgence has no limits.

The hero finds himself tangled between two enticing women - a classic beauty and her furry friend, both ready to push boundaries. As the game unfolds, he’ll navigate intense, raw moments - sharing lustful touches, teasing caresses, and unrestrained pleasure.

The chemistry between the three ignites a twisted, thrilling threesome, fueled by raw desire and bold fantasies. You won’t just be watching; you’ll be controlling every provocative choice, making the hero’s journey through these intoxicating encounters your own.

Eventually, the intensity peaks with the hero delivering a messy, unforgettable facial to both girls, marking a raw, explicit finale to this naughty escapade. This isn’t just a simple mini game; it’s a naughty parody filled with hentai-style debauchery and fuzzy fun.

Jump into the chaos where the lines between human and furry blur, letting your darkest cravings run free. Dive into this erotic mashup of cumshots, threesomes, and raw animal magnetism, and see if you can satisfy both your human and furry lovers completely.

Control every filthy detail and make sure the hero leaves nothing undone. With its bold themes and explicit content, this game promises an unforgettable adult experience - perfect for fans of hentai, furry fantasies, and taboo threesomes alike.

Remember Dawn from Pokémon? This time, she's not just a trainer - she's craving some rough, untamed action. Out in the forest, with her friend by her side, Dawn dives headfirst into a frenzy of hard, relentless fucking.

Her thin lace panties barely cover her slick folds as they’re pushed aside, soaked and desperate for more. Her boyfriend wastes no time, slamming her against a tree, his thick cock driving deep into her tight pussy. Dawn’s cries echo through the forest, loud and ragged, scaring off every creature nearby.

But she doesn't stop; this lustful vixen rides every brutal stroke, begging for more of his powerful thrusts. The guy, unable to hold back, fucks her harder, faster, until he explodes inside her dripping cunt.

This isn’t just some hentai fantasy; it’s a raw, animated experience where Dawn’s mature beauty meets savage desire. Every thrust, every moan, every dripping creampie is rendered in vivid detail to pull you right into the heart of the action.

If you’ve ever fantasized about Dawn beyond the screen, now’s your chance to take her deep in the forest and make those fantasies real. Don’t wait - let the forest witness the filthy, relentless passion of Dawn and her lover.

This adult animation parodies the iconic Gardevoir from Pokemon. You have full control over her look and the setting around her. Whether you want to go for anal or vaginal action, the choice is yours.

The game invites you to hunt down hidden spots scattered throughout the scenes. Finding these unlocks extra clothing options and some surprising landscape changes. Each discovery adds layers to the experience, making every playthrough unique and enticing.

The animation doesn’t shy away from explicit details, showing cumshots and creampie moments that heighten the raw intensity. Gardevoir’s furry elements blend seamlessly with her sensual moves, creating a unique mix of charm and lust.

Set mostly outdoors, the environments range from lush forests to secluded glades, each crafted to amplify the erotic tension. The sound design complements the visuals perfectly, with ambient noises and soft moans pulling you deeper into the scene.

Every frame is designed to keep you hooked, blending fantasy, fetish, and raw desire into one intoxicating package. Once you start, it’s hard to pull away from the hypnotic rhythm of pleasure and exploration.

If you’re craving a bold, customizable adult experience with a familiar yet twisted favorite, this Gardevoir parody delivers. Unlock all the secrets, dress her up, and indulge in every taboo fantasy waiting just beneath the surface.

Samus Aran has faced countless terrifying creatures across distant planets, but nothing prepared her for the brutal challenge that awaited here. A monstrous, dragon-like force known only by the codename 'Charizard' lurks in this violent world, feared and whispered about as simply 'pokemon' by those who know.

Charizard’s huge, throbbing cock is a weapon of its own, ready to rip apart anything in its path. This isn’t just a fight for survival - it’s a savage display of domination. And if you think this horror will be hidden away, think again.

The crowd roars with a mix of fear and lust as Charizard forces Samus into submission. Every thrust, every violent slam echoes through the arena. Samus, known for her strength and resilience, finds herself overwhelmed by the sheer force and size of her enemy.

This adult game throws you into the heart of a savage, erotic nightmare. Will you watch Samus endure the unthinkable and fight back with everything she’s got? Dive headfirst into this raw, uncensored fantasy where boundaries are shattered and every taboo is explored.

This isn’t just a game - it’s a savage journey into the darkest corners of desire and domination. If you crave intense hentai action with hardcore anal, cumshots, and raw creampie scenes involving your favorite characters like Samus and Charizard, this is it.

Don’t just watch - become part of the madness and see if Samus can withstand the ultimate test of her body and will.

If you crave intense hentai experiences focused on fashion and fantasy, this game will grab your attention. A sensual creature lies completely naked, inviting you to explore every inch of her soft pussy. With multiple choices at your fingertips, you can tease her genitals in ways that drive her wild.

Her big tits bounce and sway as you work her slick pussy, making every moment even more intoxicating. Feel the thrill as you finger her tight ass, teasing her anal spot, adding another layer of dirty fun to the mix.

Anime aesthetics blend with furry elements, creating a unique world where fantasy and lust collide. Whether you’re here for the big tits, the tight pussy, or the enticing anal play, this game delivers on all fronts.

Ready to take control and make her squirm under your touch? Your hands, your choices, your pleasure - everything you need to create an unforgettable hentai experience.

Redhead Misty, one of the most famous pokemon trainers around, is ready for an unforgettable night. Tonight, Ash gets to explore every inch of her tight, wet pussy and even her tight little asshole if he’s feeling daring. His cock presses against her folds as he fingers her slick, delicate walls to build her pleasure to the edge. If he plays it right, Ash might push beyond that wet heat and slide into her sweet asshole, making Misty cry out in raw ecstasy. Speed and rhythm change everything - faster thrusts bring out new moans, slower strokes reveal deeper craving. Misty’s pleasure meter climbs steadily, and when it hits 100 percent, Ash erupts - shooting thick ropes of cum deep inside her warm pussy or across her glistening body. The game lets you move freely between teasing touches and hard pounding, experimenting with every risqué option available. This isn’t just a quick romp - it’s an intense hentai fantasy where Ash takes control of the redhead teen he’s dreamed about. Don’t wait for Ash to make a move - be the force that drives every filthy interaction with Misty’s perfect little body, from finger fucking to deep anal and explosive facials.

Craving to sink your black cock deep into those naughty Pokemon babes? Here’s your chance to grab them by the hips, shove them onto a lazy stool, and fuck them mercilessly. Their moans and screams will fill the room as you fuck them hard, again and again.

Pick your filthy target using the mouse, choosing from various versions of these horny Pokemon babes. On the right side of the screen, you’ll find controls to decide where you want to fuck them – whether it’s their tight pussy or that juicy asshole.

These aren’t just innocent teens – these Pokemon girls are dripping with desire, begging for your rough touch. Feel the tension build as their breasts swell bigger and bigger with every hard thrust you deliver.

The moonlight filters through the window, casting shadows on their trembling bodies as you take control. Every stroke brings you closer to unleashing a massive cumshot that’ll drown them in your seed.

This is pure hentai fantasy made real – anal, pussy fucks, breast expansion, teen xxx – everything you crave wrapped into one filthy game.

Grab the mouse, pick your prey, and start fucking those Pokemon hotties like there’s no tomorrow.

The cosplay convention is packed with a flood of super-cute dolls dressed in their favorite character outfits but things take a dark twist when an Evil Witch appears, cursing every single one of them into mindless possession. Luckily, you arrive just in time, and your playmate waits patiently at the entrance, both of you untouched by the witch's spell.

Now, with two unbroken souls, you gear up for a fierce battle against your once-friendly cosplayers who have turned hostile. But this isn’t your average brawl - expect costumes to tear, fabrics to rip, and secrets to unravel as the night deepens.

Don’t forget, this adventure carries a wickedly erotic edge, blending spicy encounters with the thrill of the quest. Every skirmish could push boundaries further, transforming ripped cosplay gear into provocative displays that tease and challenge.

Unleash your inner hero and seducer alike, battling curses while indulging in steamy interactions along the way. This vivid mix of hentai parody, cosplay fantasy, and RPG challenge invites you to lose yourself in a wild quest filled with laughter, lust, and danger.

Accept the challenge, dive into the chaos, and see if you can save the cosplayers - or become part of the seductive nightmare yourself.

Dawn, the voluptuous woman from the Pokemon world, is lost in a wild and filthy encounter as he thrusts deep and fast, making her moan with pleasure.

Her tight, pink cunt eagerly swallows his rod all the way down. Screaming from the intensity of the sex, Dawn’s voice echoes across the sandy beach where they play.

The pace quickens, each thrust harder and more ruthless than the last. Her body arches, every nerve ending ignited as multiple orgasms ripple through her.

Finally, he releases inside her, spilling a thick stream of hot cum deep into her tight muff. This filthy creampie completes their savage, intimate display.

Every detail of this pixelated hentai scene captures the depraved intensity of their lust.

Experience the unfiltered heat of this brutal doggystyle session on the beach.

If you crave hardcore, no-holds-barred hentai filled with cumshots, creampies, and dirty fun, this is your playground.

Pinqueegem returns with a fresh episode that shakes things up a bit. While it’s lighter on updates than usual, you still get five brand-new Pussymon to discover. Alongside these creatures, fifteen new animations breathe life into your encounters and battles. A new narrative thread weaves through the adventure, teasing secrets and quirky humor along the way.

Exploration remains at the heart of the game - you’ll roam familiar landscapes with fresh eyes, hunting down Pussymon in hidden nooks. Battles still demand strategy and quick thinking; pit your caught creatures against wild foes or rival trainers eager to test their skills. Catching Pussymon remains the addictive core loop, each capture adding to your growing roster and unlocking new possibilities.

Despite the smaller update scope, the charm and humor that define the series shine brighter than ever. Fans will appreciate the subtle tweaks and polished animations that make returning to the game feel fresh and exciting. Whether you’re here to explore, battle, or simply enjoy the parody-filled world of furry Pussymon, this episode delivers a satisfying mix.

Jump back in now to see what new mischief the Pinqueegem update has in store and keep chasing those elusive Pussymon that make this strange fantasy realm so addictive.

If you’re a fan of the Pokemon universe and crave something far more explicit, this adult match game is right up your alley. The scene is set with Dragonite, that massive flying dragon creature known for its strength and charm, but here he’s unleashed in a way you’ve never seen before. His target is the sultry and seductive Tia, a hot girl character whose curves and innocence make the encounter even more electrifying.

You get to control the action, guiding Dragonite’s relentless advances as they escalate into full-on explicit scenes. The animation is smooth, capturing every thrust, moan, and splash with vivid detail that pulls you deeper into their wild encounter.

Expect filthy creampie action, heavy cumshots, and a relentless pace that keeps the heat cranked up from start to finish. Though the setting is outdoors, the focus remains razor sharp on the intimate, animalistic connection these two share.

Whether you’re here for the hentai style, the undeniable chemistry, or just the thrill of watching a huge monster fuck a hot girl senseless, this game delivers. So don’t wait - press play now and jump headfirst into a steamy world where Dragonite’s virile power meets Tia’s eager submission in a match made for filthy legends.

Episode 31, titled Icy, pushes the boundaries with a chilly Christmas theme that shakes up the usual routine. New pussymons arrive, each dripping with unique charm and teasing animations that add a fresh pulse to every encounter.

The landscape expands again - icy roads and glittering snowy fields fold into your map, unlocking unseen corners of this adult RPG world.

Quests become more decadent and twisted, pulling you deeper into this messy, furry parody saga.

Dialogue brims with added layers of sultry storytelling; the text saturates with innuendo and temptation, heightening your urge to plunge into the storyline.

By integrating these elements, Icy isn't just an update - it's a provocatively immersive experience set to dominate this chapter's adventure.

Players hungry for both horny encounters and elaborate exploration won't find disappointment here; this is a must-play chapter for pussymon hunters and lore addicts alike.

On the cusp of his tenth birthday, Omni, a young boy brimming with excitement, eagerly anticipated the commencement of his Pokémon adventure. However, fate had a cruel twist in store for him. As the sun peeked over the horizon, casting an ethereal glow upon the slumbering town, Omni succumbed to the allure of Morpheus' embrace, oversleeping on the most pivotal day of his life. By the time he groggily stumbled out of bed, his heart pounding with a mix of trepidation and exhilaration, he realized with dismay that he was woefully behind schedule. Desperation propelled him towards Professor Oak's laboratory, the epicenter of all Pokémon aspirations. However, upon arriving at the hallowed halls of the professor's abode, Omni was met with a sight that sent shivers down his spine.

The lab was eerily silent, devoid of the usual hustle and bustle. Pokéballs sat untouched on dusty shelves, and notes fluttered neglected on cluttered desks. Omni’s breath caught as he noticed a cryptic message scrawled hastily on the whiteboard - an urgent call to action. With trembling hands, he realized his journey wouldn't be the simple adventure he’d imagined, but a wild, dangerous chase against time and unseen foes.

Now, every step Omni takes drags him deeper into a world where trust is scarce and danger lurks behind every corner. Ready or not, his Pokémon journey has twisted into something raw and unpredictable, daring you to dive right in.

Dive into Omni's fractured world and carve your own legend from the chaos. The clock is ticking. Are you ready to face what lies beyond the familiar? Start playing now.

Hungry for juicy big tits that beg to be sucked? The alluring Kushina, Himawari, and Hinata flaunt their gigantic tits, waiting for your eager mouth. Sarada’s luck is off the charts as he gets to indulge these bra-busting goddesses.

Watch these young vixens worship each other's massive chests, their lips teasing and nipples hardening under every lick. Every moan, every gasp, every wet kiss is designed to pull you deeper into this taboo world.

Kushina’s ample breasts bounce as she leans close, her breath hot against your skin. You decide the pace - slow and teasing or rough and demanding. Feel the tension build as nipples stiffen under your hungry attention.

Sarada’s fantasies come alive as she gets tangled up with these big-titted vixens. Incestuous undertones add an extra layer of taboo excitement, making every encounter hotter than the last.

If you’ve been searching for a Naruto hentai flash game with steamy big boobs action, this is your destination. Suck, milk, and play with these gorgeous girls until you’re bursting with satisfaction.

In the world where Pokemon Go has taken over everyone's screens, a new naughty twist arrives in the form of a risqué game inspired by the beloved franchise.

Ash Ketchum, our ever-determined trainer, finds himself drawn back to Misty, but this time, she’s not the innocent girl he once knew. Their last meeting was ages ago, and the tension has been building ever since.

Misty, always the bold one, encourages Ash to explore more than just battles and badges. The game plunges you into their provocative encounters, where every touch and glance crackles with electric tension.

This isn’t just a cheeky parody; it’s packed with hilarious moments and outrageous scenarios that keep things light and fun. Misty’s fiery personality shines through every frame, making her more than just eye candy.

Whether you’re here for the nostalgic nods to Pokemon or the explicit scenes featuring a voluptuous redhead, this game delivers. The detailed artwork highlights Misty’s big tits and fiery hair, making every moment visually stunning.

Don’t wait to jump into this wild, adult take on one of the most iconic duos in gaming history. The longer you play, the more intense and intimate their connection becomes.

Ash and Misty’s reunion is more than just a game - it’s an experience dripping with lust, humor, and nostalgia. So, if you’re ready to see Pokemon like never before, dive into this spicy adventure and unleash your inner trainer.

Over 200 high-quality hentai sex images fill this gallery with intense scenes. Featuring a variety of personalities and almost every animation star you can think of, this isn't just another gallery. Imagine flipping channels and instead of the usual cartoons or Pokemon movies, you'd catch these scorching scenes on TV.

The artwork is not only vivid but designed to pull you into intense, forbidden encounters. Whether you’re drawn to sultry hentai girls or the thrill of seeing well-known animated characters stripped down and unleashed, there’s something here to ignite your darkest desires.

This isn’t just passive viewing; it’s an invitation to explore and revel in the raw, unfiltered world of adult flash games brought to life in static form. Every detail screams desire - from the glistening skin to the flushed expressions and entwined limbs.

If you’ve ever wished to see your favorite animation heroes shed their innocence and fall into uncharted sexual adventures, this gallery answers that craving. It’s a unique blend of nostalgia and raw adult fantasy that pushes boundaries and challenges what you expect from hentai galleries.

Jump into this vivid world of adult flash game imagery and let the provocative scenes take control. Whether you're looking for quick stimulation or a slow burn of arousing content, this gallery delivers it all.

Don’t settle for bland galleries - immerse yourself where hentai meets your wildest dreams and poke the boundaries of adult entertainment.

This isn’t just a game – it’s more like a collection of hentai comic strips. Every page explodes with the sexiest characters from anime, video games, and cartoons, all tangled up in wild lesbian action that doesn’t hold back.

Picture Motoko Kusanagi from “Ghost in the Shell” getting fucked hard by Jessie from “Pokemon,” who’s joined by her sexy girlfriend wielding massive strapons. The intensity doesn’t stop there – Chun Li from “Street Fighter” drives into sweet Kitty Pryde from “X-Men” with fierce passion.

Explore dark underground complexes with Cammy and her equally insatiable partner, where behind every door lurks some crazy gonzo sex scene. What you see in the first half? Mostly raw nudity and teasing build-up, but if you keep going, the action explodes into even harder, more twisted g/g scenes.

Whether it’s big tits bouncing, strapon domination, anal dildo play, or gagball submission, this game has it all. Bayonetta’s naughty dominance meets princess Jasmine’s wild side, layered with 3D giant mistress feet domination and scorching encounters.

Every page is alive with raw erotic energy and those familiar faces you love. If hardcore lesbian hentai comics with your beloved gaming and anime icons sounds like your kind of thrill, you won’t want to stop reading now.

Pussymon Incident 19 arrives a little late this season, but it’s packed full of wintery mischief and Christmas chaos. This episode, titled “A New Xmas Duty,” throws you into a wild festive quest where the stakes are as high as the snowdrifts. You’ll find yourself tangled in new pussymonscartoons that blend parody and RPG elements with a sharp dose of humor. The game’s mechanics have been upgraded, offering smoother controls and more interactive environments to explore during your winter adventure. This tiny but potent update expands the universe with new characters, side quests, and hidden secrets buried under the snow. Fans of the series will appreciate how the developers weave Christmas themes into the usual mix of adventure, humor, and RPG action. Your journey includes battling bizarre winter-themed pussymons, solving puzzles wrapped in tinsel, and navigating snowy landscapes that hide both danger and delight. The furry parody element shines brightly, making every interaction feel fresh and loaded with sly jokes and unexpected twists. Whether you’re here for the RPG depth, the quirky storyline, or just to indulge in some festive, furry fun, this update has something that will pull you deeper into the Pussymon world. So gear up for a frosty, hilarious ride through the quirkiest Christmas duty you never saw coming.